This one is just for you @temperate_lives 😜 Your favorite door and your favorite song. (at Old City)
Vanilla butterscotch cupcake with caramel and sea salt, hank the pigeon, and @temperate_lives. My yesterday kicked your yesterday’s butt. #thewonderyears #thegreatestgeneration #philly (at Old City)
Finally got to visit @urbanoutfitters home office yesterday! Had a wonderful lunch date with @caitlin_mcc and @temperate_lives 😍 it’s magical #uo #anthro #freepeople #philly (at Urban Outfitters Inc.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!When Bill Hader leaves “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, he will take a collection of colorful characters with him.
STEFON IS LEAVING SNL AND TODAY IS TRASH AS A RESULT.
This is the saddest day of my life
‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Premiere - Berlin (29.04.2013)
i feel like he is actively trying to hurt me.
Oh. My. Goodness.
I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!
We can always use more bunnies, I think.
This is the greatest
This. is what my idea of marriage is.
Hahahahahaha I’m not sure about marriage but this is a pretty accurate representation of what my life is like now.
Like most people, we love making fun of emo. Because well, emo is funny. So we collected the cheesiest, wussiest, sappiest emo lyrics of all time and put them in one place so we could laugh at them.
How does a lyric make the list? Well, it should be totally cringeworthy. Basically, every time you hear it, you should want to puke your guts out over how cheesy it is. Usually, that consists of some failed attempts at expressions of love. Godawful metaphors also earn points. References to things like hearts, tears, and sadness are also a plus. Basically, anything that sounds like it was written in a college Introductory-Level Creative Writing Class. Some of these are by great musicians. Others are by talentless hacks. Some are by bands that fall into the “emo” genre. Some are just particularly “emo” lyrics.
For help, we teamed up with Tom from WashedUpEmo.com as well as some of our emo-savvy friends, and you, the good people of the Internet, to compile a list of the cheesiest emo lyrics of all time. In no way is this a definitive list. There are enough break ups and lame attempts at similes in the world to hold us over for the rest of eternity. So with that said, feel free to leave any you think we missed in the comments.
I enjoyed this.
if any of ya’ll have the same tangled nightmare hair that i do, buy this immediately.
getting a brush through wet hair used to be near impossible for me — and then i discovered this baby. it literally glides through my hair, no problems whatsoever.
($8.98 via amazon)
Mr. West just bought me a brand new purple one a few days ago. I decided I needed a second so I can have one wherever I go. It’s magical.
Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.”
But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.
But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”